Saturday, September 24, 2016

Cuban Style Pickles:

Mark Cuban epitomizes a rabid, front-row sitting Hillary supporter. His anti-Trump argument consists of bluster and insult. Add in a pompous attitude and self-aggrandizement and we see a swaggering billionaire just waiting to get his basketballs popped. Perhaps Cuban’s self-esteem has already lost its bounce. He’s seeing a fellow billionaire one step away from the White House. His jealousy is showing. Why else would he troll media and drop hints of becoming a vice president or even presidential candidate himself?
The corpulent ego known as Mark Cuban has now been trying to inject himself into the upcoming presidential debate. He’s secured a front row seat and he’s ready to glower at Trump.
It’s unlikely you’ll be able to distract Trump, Mr. Cuban. What you need is a real debate of your own. To make it interesting, you'll need a good opponent such as Mike Cernovich. You know him—he wrote the best-selling book, “Gorilla Mindset,” and he’s one of Hillary’s so-called ‘deplorables.’
You’ll need more than braggadocio to compete with such a man. You’ll need to summon up logic and reason—along with some courage and testosterone. Stop hiding under Hillary’s Mao coat, Mr. Cuban. Get out on the court of real debate.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Johnny Allah Seed:

Barrack Hussein Obama is a Muslim. There’s plenty of evidence to support that statement. His stepfather was a Muslim in Indonesia, where young Barry received his Islamic religious training. He once said that the sweetest sound he knew was the Muslim call to prayer. He can speak Arabic without an accent. He’s never missed a chance to promote Islam to the American people. In once instance he claimed “Islam has always been part of America.” He probably said that because Thomas Jefferson owned a Koran. Jefferson obtained the book so that he could better understand the behavior of Muslims in order to defeat the Barbary pirates. Obama failed to mention that fact.

Obama loves Islam so much that he can't bear to say 'radical Islam.' He's planted the seeds of future terrorism by promoting an open border policy that has allowed ISIS to gain a strong foothold in America. The Excuse Maker in Chief even made a speech in which he claimed he'd never say the words 'radical Islam.’ His head is firmly planted in the Saudi sand.

If Hillary is elected she'll continue Obama's policies. She wants to bring in even more Muslim refugees. She greatly admires Merkel and wants to follow in her footsteps. Why are these so-called ‘leaders' doing this? Because they think it will be easier to usher in their globalism if they can first break down western civilization. Violence and fragmentation inevitably results when countries are flooded with too much diversity too quickly. When people are preoccupied with conflict while also trying to make a living, it's more difficult for them to unite against the tyranny being inflicted upon them.

Most of these ‘refugees,' like most Muslims living in America right now, want Sharia Law--not our Constitution. That suits Hillary just fine. She doesn't follow the Constitution anyway. Besides, she’s accepted $25 million from the Saudis and will support their interests. She doesn’t seem to care about the mistreatment of gays and women there, yet Hillary the liar and hypocrite still claims to be a supporter of women’s issues. Her friend and operative Huma Abedin has ties to the Muslim brotherhood and terrorism, yet there are rumors Hillary will make Huma the new Secretary of State.

Obama and Hillary share the same Islamic vision for America. It’s time to show both of these traitorous, lying frauds the door.

These two Alinsky-ites have done their best to destroy America and replace it with world government. They need to be swept into the dustbin of history. It’s time to arrest Hillary for her crimes. Hearing a judge pronouncing her ‘guilty!’ would truly be among the sweetest sounds.

—Ben Garrison

Wednesday, September 21, 2016 Can't See Straight:

I want to warn my friends about the scam. Sure, they offer very cheap glasses and a wide variety of styles. They promise quick delivery, top quality...blah blah blah. But I never got them as promised. I was told DHL attempted delivery but I was "not at home." Bunk. I work at home every day. I WAS home. I've not left this house in a month. I was then told to contact DHL for delivery. The tracking number didn't work.

And why is a US-based company even using DHL for anyway? Makes no sense. So I asked GlassesUSA why they use a foreign service.

The answer I got was it was because the glasses are made in Europe. Ha ha. Why not 'GlassesEurope?' I was given a new tracking number for all the good it will do me. I will never get the glasses. Most likely, they were never even shipped and GlassesUSA probably never made them. They simply pretended! They lied to me. I was ripped off.

DHL closed down all operations in Montana and Wyoming back in 2008. Have they reopened an office? Missoula? It's unclear. Do I ever see DHL trucks in the area? Never. Is there some sort of satellite grouped with some podunk, obscure mailing service outlet somewhere? Possibly, but if DHL was even involved at all in the first place, then they outright LIED to GlassesUSA.

Why? Because I was informed by GlassesUSA that DHL said they made 'at least' THREE attempts at delivery. Impossible! I'm always here! 'At least' is the tipoff that they're lying. What, they don't know exactly how many attempts were made? WTF does 'at least' mean? So many attempts paints me as the bad guy. It's MY fault for being home and not seeing the invisible DHL truck pull up. Their tracking records note one attempt and I doubt that was even made. No note was left on the door about where to go to pick up the glasses. I have been home all day each day for the past month. My wife does the shopping. I stay home and work. I've had a lot of work and I'm in my office ALL DAY. If a DHL truck had pulled in, well I would have seen it. My office window faces the driveway. I would have seen AND heard it! THEY ARE LIARS! And as far as I'm concerned, so is!

If there had been an attempt at delivery, the dog would have started barking and I would have been made aware if I was out of my office and in another room. I would have been aware of any delivery attempt. We live in a quiet area. It would have been obvious. So DHL lied. GlassesUSA is disingenuous at best. They should drop 'USA' from their name.

If the prices seem very low and 'too good to be true,' well...that's always a clue, isn't it? 

Beware of scam artists--they're everywhere.

--Ben Garrison

Monday, September 19, 2016

Did the Military Arrest Hillary? Perp Walk:

It does appear as if Hillary was handcuffed. They did forcefully put her into the van as if she were a sack of potatoes--or someone under arrest. We do see some sort of metal around her ankles. If you watch the video closely, it does appear as if something is shiny around her ankles.

This could explain much. It sent the DNC and MSM scrambling to make up an excuse. First it was said she suffered from heat exhaustion--in mid 70 degree weather. Then Bill said it was 'the flu.' Then it was pneumonia. Then we saw a body double appear on the street with a staged shot of a little girl. "I feel great!" said the body double. No secret service or entourage was around her.

Here are the scenarios I've been able to find so far:

1. Hillary died at the medical clinic (probably owned by the Clintons) at Chelsea's swank apartment building. An ABC news affiliate in New York announced her death. Bring on the body double and computer graphics.

2. Hillary is very ill and in bed. Bring on the body double.

3. Hillary was arrested for treason and the military is doing what the compromised FBI wouldn't do--hence her stiff and stumbling perp walk into the van. She's now in some unnamed location and under detention. Bring on the body double. Will Bill be arrested next? I hope so.

4. Hillary has Parkinsons or other very serious condition and her meds wore off.

5. Hillary is still sick but back on the scene--only now she's heavily drugged.

6. Hillary really did have pneumonia--then made a miraculous 'I feel great!' recovery in an hour or so, then relapsed with pneumonia and disappeared.

Hillary's lead in the polls has disappeared as well and things could get interesting as we approach the presidential debate!

Saturday, September 10, 2016

Are You a 'Deplorable?'

...then this t-shirt is for you!

Get 'em while they're hot!

Star Trek 50th Anniversary Cartoon:

I first began watching ‘Star Trek’ when I was 10. I watched the original programs as they were broadcast. I watched some of the other series over the years, but the original episodes remain my favorite. I was never a ‘Trekkie’ per se, but I did attend an event at college where James Doohan was the speaker. The auditorium was packed. He was a real star and fielded many questions. Everyone loved him.

So naturally I was disappointed not to see him on the 'Star Trek 50th Anniversary Commemorative Issue' just issued by ‘TIME.' Maybe the PC crowd at ‘TIME' thought he would make one white man too many. Fine. I thumbed through the slick magazine and came across a Trump slur. What does he have to do with Star Trek? ‘TIME' compared him to an alien species known as the Ferengi. They are greedy, ugly capitalists. Some wag at ‘TIME' couldn’t resist and so their own biased politics were allowed to pollute the commemorative.

With that spirit in mind, I decided to draw my own 'Star Trek' commemorative—a cartoon. Now if Hillary were in 'Star Trek,’ who would she be? A blue Andorian with antennae? A Danebian Slime Devil? No…that would be too mean. She needs to be part of the Federation and someone of lofty rank. So I made her a Captain. A captain similar to Christopher Pike, only without his honor and courage. 

Non- 'Star Trek' fans may not ‘get’ this cartoon, but those of you who are most certainly will. To my fellow Star Trek fans—it’s up to you. Who would you vote for? Captain Trump or Captain Hillary? My choice is obvious. —Ben Garrison

P.S. Special thanks to Jeff Rense for using my cartoons in his video with Joel Skousen.

Tuesday, September 06, 2016

Humpty Hillary:

Humpty Hillary has had a great fall. Many of them. She passed out and got a concussion that resulted in a blood clot and many other health issues. (Seizures? Parkinson’s? Dementia?) She’s also falling in the polls. She has obvious health problems that she is unable to keep hidden. She has ethics and criminal problems. She claims she couldn’t remember deleting her email due to her concussion. It’s now been revealed that she smashed an iPad and Blackberries with a hammer. To hide evidence, of course. That in and of itself is criminal. Alas, she’s above the law. All of this disqualifies her from being the president. If she was too sick to know what she was doing, it disqualifies her. If she’s lying about it all, that disqualifies her. Her disastrous actions when she was Secretary of State disqualifies her.

She’s an ill criminal who is unfit for the presidency.

As her allies try to keep her together, she is falling apart before our eyes. Cough cough!